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today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
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me: *listening to music* the ladies love us when we pour shots, they need an excuse to suck our cocks!
mum:
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mum: what
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parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
me: who said i went to sleep





